Swagga punch!!!

So a while back I got an invite on my bbm, not that I'm hating on my friends, but on my facebook & BBM I hardly get invites from hot looking people unless maybe I might be ignorant when it come to looks....anyhu I accepted this person only to view his profile picture, yho God blesses some other parents....that child was made, don't know how or where but dzamn....he's so fine, he nearly made Trey Songz jealous in my dreams (meaning my imaginations since um not really a dreamer like literally). So we've been chatting and its all ayt but its not good, like what the heck? He finds me funny and I can't compete with the person he thinks I am. Just because I made him laugh the first few days, don't mean I can do that every night, I ain't no text-up comedian, that's what he expects anyway. Man he's the kinder guy that make you hate hot guy. Talking about hot guys, I remember in my high school years I had this minor crush on this cutie, though the funniest thing is non of my friends found him any cuter, talk about a 'puncher' lol. Well for me he was good looking until I got his attention and he had a chance to ask me out. Oh boy 'let me die if I have to deal with that again' . He is so "fruitten" lame, like what the heck? I couldn't even tell my friends what he really said, was so embarrassed, "how could he?" Nxa! The sad part is that the ugliest guys happen to have all the right words which has kinder lead me to think my prince charming will kinder be 'ugly' yuck....sad story! Though I wonder why some hot guy are such a waste, well they go around the hood like they all that (which they are) and pimp around, "nigga.....your looks ain't everything, you know we just lusting on your ass, right?". If they knew how they making themselves look like jerk asses. Then there is this other cutie who thinks the world owes him something, he's got this annoying swag, he's too serious and he likes me (SMILES), but jerk ass is just not good for my street credibility (as if I have any). Yho but ey I got my eye on this hot & fine chicken.....OH MY....he's so fine....though that's a story for another day. Can't wait for my friends to start writing about their guys experience cause mine is kinder lame and pretty much like a lullaby, I need to get out more! Wish me luck! Lovers & friends....NoluLove gotta bounce now....let me go fishing! Mwaaaah! Later!!!! **HOPE I DIDN'T DO ONE OF THOSE SILLY MISTAKES OF WRITING SHE INSTEAD OF HE, ENGLISH CAN BE BETRAYAL**